It was a cat that was meowing. They were beating the cat. I didn't want to get involved because those punks were probably going to hit me with the sticks. Then the kids saw me, and I freaked, and started walking faster. Sadly, I couldn't get away fast enough because they had roller blades. They screamed when they came close to me, and lifted their sticks. Then *WOOSH* the half beaten cat flew out of the alley in a red and yellow cape. The logo on the cape said, "HBC" obviously standing for: Half Beaten Cat.
So the cat jumped on them and I wished i had a camera because i wanted to film it. Then a camera dropped out of someone's car who was passing by. so i filmed it. then the kids turned into mushrooms.
the cat looked at me and said, "why is it that bystanders only watch and never prevent a crime?" I looked at the cat as i filmed and i replied, "I'm allergic to cats."